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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Blueberry Behind Bars

Blueberry was charged for Birdlery
I got a collect call the other day and decide to pick it up while on my way to work. As I answered, all I heard was erratic bird chirping.  While I heard these sounds, I remembered that Blueberry told me she was going out with her friends Pauly the Parrot and Belle the Bluejay to see One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.  What I didn't know then was their ulterior motive. It turns out that Pauly and Belle were some bad eggs.

I was able to understand a few words from the harsh cry of chirping. What Blueberry told me was, "Help, I'm in the downtown police station. I was accused of birdlery!!"

As I rushed to the station to get Blueberry home safe, I realized that she isn't a little chick-a-dee anymore. After the $350 bail, that she will pay for in chores, I took her home. She relaxed a bit and told me the full story. Pauly and Belle coaxed her into going to Five Feathers Discount Store before the movie to take some snacks. She knew in the back of her mind that it was a bad idea but also knew Pauly would be upset if she didn't since he did it last time. Blueberry reluctantly went in, grabbed the snacks and flew as fast as she could out of the store. Just when she thought she was in the clear, the store the manager came over and called the police. They chased her several blocks and, with the help of some stool pigeons, found her hiding in the park.

Birdlery is a crime and should not be treated lightly. She needed to learn her lesson, so I gave her some time in solitary. Now she's singing the blues.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

One Hard Working Bird

 
Blueberry's working on her blog
Blueberry loves working on her Blog. After her morning work out she gets right to work on the computer.  She knows all of her fans are anxiously awaiting her next post so she doesn't waste a minute getting to work. With her work ethic and several talents, I think this Bird has stardom written all of it!

Friday, April 29, 2011

Blueberry's a Mean Lean Weight Lifting Machine!

Blueberry on the weights

Blueberry has been training rigorously for her new position as my body guard. She started out with one pound weights and moved up to an impressive 10 pounds. She is on a strict diet of Parakeet pellets and runs laps on the floor every day (see video below). Every night she sleeps standing up. If that's not dedication, I don't know what is. 




Monday, April 25, 2011

The perfect Pose

Lookin' Good
Well hello Birdie
Blueberry loves posing for the camera. I think she has a new career in modeling!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Microwave

 
Blueberry on the microwave- She loves cooking  and not be cooked
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Blueberry Bath 101

Blueberry loves to take bath's in the sink!
Directions to give Blueberry a bath:

1. Plug the sink so no one will fall in the garbage disposal
2. Fill the sink with lukewarm water
3. Lighten the water to a trickle
4. Bring blueberry to the sink and she will do the rest
5. Voila! A Blueberry Bath!

Blue is Blueberry

This is one of my favorite pictures of Blueberry (what a model)

Blueberry on the shower rod